Good-Bye Mustache

Over the course of November I grew a mustache. It was a lot of work and lead me to a lot of things I didn't know about myself. Mostly that I can grow a mustache, and I could probably grow a beard.
I looked awesome, but every day was a new challenge- from the day I realized that my upper lip was totally numb, to the time I felt it bristle in the wind. It was an emotional time and it's now over.
I didn't want to admit this, but I didn't raise any money. I figure, I had a mustache for every person that quit. A lot of people quit, so when they quit their money deferred to me- so I raise a hell of a lot of money.